So, behind the bar I am and ready to go.

Specials
Mac's Ale

Order up...

"Right - sorry - so much porn, so little time... Bob the Skull here. Yeah, Harry's gonna be a little late. Oh no, he's not - no, Harry and porn? Oh no. The porn was for me. Anyway, I'll put up the specials and you can bother Harry when he gets here, 'kay?"

Specials
Bingo
Georgian Sunrise

"See ya-"[[ Harry was coming down the stairs about ( Read more... )

I climb up onto the bar (I'd hop, but that would result in the cracking of my skull on the floor and I'm not quite ready for additional trauma just yet) sneakers soft on the wood, making me far taller than any human ever should be (we're adding, what, four feet to my already almost-seven?), put fingers to my mouth and I

WHISTLE
"I hope everyone can ( Read more... )

"Bob, I'm a little concerned about something."

"What's that boss?"

"I've gotten word that there's something going on here this weekend."

"Here in the bar?"

"Okay, I should've said 'back home in Chicago', but you know what I mean."

"Nope. Sorry, no clue. The last time you let me out Mouse was still on the puppy food."I roll my eyes at the ( Read more... )

[There's a lazy wizard behind the bar, plucking at the strings of a guitar. Whatever he's playing might not be exactly music, but he's getting better - really.]

In the meantime:

"So, while the gimp is picking on a guitar, who wants a drink?"

[We're not sure if the skull can actually serve drinks, but we'll find out...]

There's a brunette sitting across the bar from me, chattering away with Bob. Slayer's sister. Though, mostly, she goes by Dawn.

She suggested that as a precursor to Earth's Independence Day tomorrow, that we have, as tonight's specials, the following:

Specials
*courtesy of Dawn Summers
Red Wine
White Wine
Blue MotorcycleWell, it's good to know ( Read more... )

Okay, I'm here, I'm working and Bob's made up the specials board for tonight.

Specials
Absinthe

Oh thank you very much, Bob. Hey, I told him he could choose tonight, I shouldn't complain.

[ooc: mun leaves fair warning that she is on munchikin-sitting duty from about 2000 to 2100 EST and may have to make a break for it around then - unavoidable absence.]

"Harry, are you going to serve tonight or what?"

"I'm behind the bar, aren't I, Bob?" What's he getting at?

"Just checking, you looked a little spacey."

"Rather tired."

"Fine ( Read more... )

[Harry is, in fact, behind the bar. However, Harry's mun has seriously limiting shoulder pain going on at the moment, so any and all threads will be very slow and new threads will have to be cut off at 2200 EST - perhaps before, depending on how quickly and how well the pain meds work ( Read more... )

Right, so, you all know I live in Chicago, right? Now, while the Blackhawks didn't quite make the Stanley Cup playoffs this year, those teams what did are pushing their way through the conference finals. So, in keeping with the season:

Hockey-related Specials
Cranberry Zamboni
Stanley Steamer

And if you ask nicely, other hockey-related ( Read more... )